Tagged by Ani ! Sorry it took a while, I've been busy packing
Dear, Yumi, Rey, Emily
I don't really know how to tell you this but, The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when When I tripped on Nutella At the Elton John concert and I saw you Sit on My boyfriend. I'm sure your Middle-class enough to understand The middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that Always wanted to break your legs and You ruined my attempts at another world war.
With tears of sadness,
p.s. A butterfly collection would totally be awesome. How to do this:I don't really know how to tell you this but, (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure your (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11).(12), (your name) 1) What is the color of your shirt?Blue-I'm in love with your catRed-Our affair is overWhite-The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy youBlack-Our romance is overGreen-Our socks don't matchGrey-Your a leprechaun Yellow-I'm selling myself for candyPink-Your nostrils are insultingBrown-The mafia wants youNo shirt-I'm joining the conventOther-I dislike your eyelashes2) Which is your birth month?January-That night you picked your noseFebruary-When I quoted Forrest GumpMarch-When your dwarf bit meApril-When I tripped on NutellaMay-When I threw up in your sock drawerJune-When you put cuffs on meJuly-When I saw the purple monkeyAugust-When you smacked my assSeptember-When we skinny dipped in the bathtub October-Last year when you peed your pantsNovember-When your dog humped my legDecember-When I finally changed my underwear3) Which food do you prefer?Tacos-As you were eating craft dinnerChicken-In your carPasta-Outside of your officeHamburgers-Under the bus Salad-In your apartmentLasagna-In your closetKebab-With Jean Chretien Seafood-In a clown suitSandwiches-At the Elton John concertPizza-At the mental hospitalHot dog-Under a street lightAnnat-With George Bush and Stephan Harper4) What's the color of your socks?Yellow-IgnoreRed-Put whipped cream onBlue-Knock outBlack-Hit onPurple-Put syrup onWhite-Carve your initials intoGrey-Pull clothes offBrown-Bite offOrange-CastratePink-Pull the pants off ofBarefoot-Sit onOther-Drive over5) What color is your underwear?Black-My boyfriendWhite-My fatherGrey-The Catholic PriestBrown-The Montreal Canadians' goaliePurple-My corn beef hashRed-My knee capsBlue-My salt-beef bucketYellow-My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange-My Blink 182 CD Pink-Your "My little pony" collectionOther-The elephant in the corner6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?One tree hill-SenileHeroes-FrostbittenLost-HighSimpsons-CowardlyThe news-ScarredAmerican idol-Masochistic Family Guy-OpenTop Model- Middle-classAnnat-ShamedHouse-Sterile7) Your mood right now?Happy-How awful you areSad-How boring you areBored-That I get turned on only by my garbage manAngry-That your smell makes me vomitDepressed-That we're relatedExcited-That I may pee my pantsNervous-The middle-east is planning their revenge on youWorried-That your Ford sucksApathetic-That you need a sex-changeSilly-That im allergic to your earlobes Cuddly-That Santa doesn't exist Ashamed-That there is no solution to you being a dumb kidOther-That your driving sucks8) What's the color of the walls in your bedroom?White-Our matching Snoopy underwearYellow-Your love letters to meRed-The pictures from VegasBlack-Your pet rockBlue-The couch cushionsGreen-Your carOrange-Your false teethBrown-Your nose hair clippersGrey-Your toe ringPurple-Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink-The cut toenails9) The first letter of your first name?A/B-Your collection of butterfliesC/D-Your photo with the mustache drawn on itE/F-Your neighbors dogG/H-The oil tank from your carI/J-Your left earK/L-The results of that blood-sampleM/N-Your glass eyeO/P-My common senseQ/R-Your momS/T-Your virginityU/V-Your criminal recordW/X-Your suicide noteY/Z-Your credit cards10) The last letter in your last name?A/B-Get sick when I think of your feetC/D-Will always remember the pep talksE/F-Never will forget that nightG/H-Will never tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the back yardI/J-Mocked you behind your back constantlyK/L-Hate your cookingM/N-Love your sweet, sweet donkeyO/P-Told my psychiatrist about the bruisesQ/R-Always wanted to break your legsS/T-Told in my confession today about the moose poachingU/V-Will try to forget that you broke my heartW/X-Haven't showered in a monthY/Z-Am better off without you11) What do you prefer to drink?Wine-Our friendship is ruinedSoft drink-I love OprahMilk-The apartment is on fireWater-I'm scratching my butt as your reading thisCider-I have a passionate interest for miceJuice-You ruined my attempts at another world warSnapple/Vitamin water-You should get that embarrassing rash checked outHot chocolate-Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey-I'm off to lead a new life as a lemonBeer-Thanks for the Cocaine Other-You should stop picking your nose12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?Thailand-Warm tingly sensations,France-Love as always,Spain-With tears of sadness,China-You make me sick,Germany-Please don't hurt me,Japan-Go milk a cow,Greece-Your my everlasting enemy,USA-Best luck with that sex change,Egypt-Kiss my butt,England-Go drown yourself,RULES!:No tag backs! You must do this and tell the people you choose to tag how to do it!Tag who you want but more than one (to make all your hard goddamn work worth it)