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Alma
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
United States
Bwah, I never know what to write for these sections...

traditional art stamp. by danipantzz Can't draw? Pfft nonsense! by yassui "Explaining" Stamp by Sonira-Stamps Inspiration Strikes when... by Qinni I Love My Music ::Stamp:: by himiko-hedgehog Stamp by wolf-wisper quality and quantity by paramoreSUCKS Religion by MaruLovesStamps

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I'm back from adventures at UCONN, well... I've been back for almost a week now. Took some time to readjust to being back home and all that. 
More importantly, I've been making very quick drawings of all my characters, so I'll have stuff to post for awhile! I wanna draw more time consuming stuff, but I haven't been feeling it :C
I still have 9 characters to go, but I'll start scanning tomorrow once I clean all the clutter around my scanner.
I should probably be doing my summer work... oh well~  
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Ib Again
  • Drinking: Horribly room temp water
Tagged by Ani ! Sorry it took a while, I've been busy packing

Dear, 
YumiReyEmily 

I don't really know how to tell you this but, The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when When I tripped on Nutella At the Elton John concert and I saw you Sit on My boyfriend. I'm sure your Middle-class enough to understand The middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that Always wanted to break your legs and You ruined my attempts at another world war.
With tears of sadness,
      Alma

p.s. A butterfly collection would totally be awesome.  

How to do this:

I don't really know how to tell you this but, (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure your (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11).
(12),
       (your name) 

1) What is the color of your shirt?
Blue-I'm in love with your cat
Red-Our affair is over
White-The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black-Our romance is over
Green-Our socks don't match
Grey-Your a leprechaun 
Yellow-I'm selling myself for candy
Pink-Your nostrils are insulting
Brown-The mafia wants you
No shirt-I'm joining the convent
Other-I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January-That night you picked your nose
February-When I quoted Forrest Gump
March-When your dwarf bit me
April-When I tripped on Nutella
May-When I threw up in your sock drawer
June-When you put cuffs on me
July-When I saw the purple monkey
August-When you smacked my ass
September-When we skinny dipped in the bathtub 
October-Last year when you peed your pants
November-When your dog humped my leg
December-When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos-As you were eating craft dinner
Chicken-In your car
Pasta-Outside of your office
Hamburgers-Under the bus 
Salad-In your apartment
Lasagna-In your closet
Kebab-With Jean Chretien 
Seafood-In a clown suit
Sandwiches-At the Elton John concert
Pizza-At the mental hospital
Hot dog-Under a street light
Annat-With George Bush and Stephan Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow-Ignore
Red-Put whipped cream on
Blue-Knock out
Black-Hit on
Purple-Put syrup on
White-Carve your initials into
Grey-Pull clothes off
Brown-Bite off
Orange-Castrate
Pink-Pull the pants off of
Barefoot-Sit on
Other-Drive over

5) What color is your underwear?
Black-My boyfriend
White-My father
Grey-The Catholic Priest
Brown-The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple-My corn beef hash
Red-My knee caps
Blue-My salt-beef bucket
Yellow-My illegitimate child in Ghana 
Orange-My Blink 182 CD 
Pink-Your "My little pony" collection
Other-The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One tree hill-Senile
Heroes-Frostbitten
Lost-High
Simpsons-Cowardly
The news-Scarred
American idol-Masochistic 
Family Guy-Open
Top Model- Middle-class
Annat-Shamed
House-Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy-How awful you are
Sad-How boring you are
Bored-That I get turned on only by my garbage man
Angry-That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed-That we're related
Excited-That I may pee my pants
Nervous-The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried-That your Ford sucks
Apathetic-That you need a sex-change
Silly-That im allergic to your earlobes 
Cuddly-That Santa doesn't exist 
Ashamed-That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other-That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of the walls in your bedroom?
White-Our matching Snoopy underwear
Yellow-Your love letters to me
Red-The pictures from Vegas
Black-Your pet rock
Blue-The couch cushions
Green-Your car
Orange-Your false teeth
Brown-Your nose hair clippers
Grey-Your toe ring
Purple-Your old New Kids on the Block blanket 
Pink-The cut toenails

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B-Your collection of butterflies
C/D-Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F-Your neighbors dog
G/H-The oil tank from your car
I/J-Your left ear
K/L-The results of that blood-sample
M/N-Your glass eye
O/P-My common sense
Q/R-Your mom
S/T-Your virginity
U/V-Your criminal record
W/X-Your suicide note
Y/Z-Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B-Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D-Will always remember the pep talks
E/F-Never will forget that night
G/H-Will never tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the back yard
I/J-Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L-Hate your cooking
M/N-Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P-Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R-Always wanted to break your legs
S/T-Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V-Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X-Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z-Am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine-Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink-I love Oprah
Milk-The apartment is on fire
Water-I'm scratching my butt as your reading this
Cider-I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice-You ruined my attempts at another world war
Snapple/Vitamin water-You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate-Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird 
Whiskey-I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer-Thanks for the Cocaine 
Other-You should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand-Warm tingly sensations,
France-Love as always,
Spain-With tears of sadness,
China-You make me sick,
Germany-Please don't hurt me,
Japan-Go milk a cow,
Greece-Your my everlasting enemy,
USA-Best luck with that sex change,
Egypt-Kiss my butt,
England-Go drown yourself,

RULES!:
No tag backs! 
You must do this and tell the people you choose to tag how to do it!
Tag who you want but more than one (to make all your hard goddamn work worth it)
  • Mood: Nervous
  • Listening to: AKB48

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